Haikuesque's Akame fiction
One-shots
The Same Deep Water As You
9 1/2 Weeks
One-shots
Off the wire
8,800
words, Explicit. Written
December 2008. If
warnings apply you'll find them here.
Originally
written as commentfic in the Mini Akame
Mass Comment Ficcy Thing, inspired by though not entirely
faithful to the prompt: "Jin
punishing Kame for getting drunk again and fighting with the cabbie on
his way home."
Kame's cell
buzzes while the taciturn
jimusho employee is driving him home after the fight, the sirens, the
lights and the apologies. And they say I'm the idiot, the
message reads.
See
a Better Time
Summary:
On Christmas Eve, it snows in Tokyo.
7,700
words, Explicit. Written December 2008, for the 'Snow' prompt
at ficwars.
If warnings apply you'll find them here.
Jin isn't
surprised to be working on
Christmas Eve.
Goodwill
to all men, mice, wolves and trees (colour scheme pending)
15,700
words, Explicit. Written April 2009. Betaed by Matchy
and Cuizy.
If
warnings apply you'll find them here.
This
started with a poll. Not that we really stuck to it (or this
would have been twice as long).
Junno wants
cake. Ueda wants sophistication.
Jin wants cosplay. Koki wants to bring joy to the world. Nakamaru wants
to save energy. Kame just wanted a cup of coffee, and what did it get
him? -- KAT-TUN are having a Christmas party.
Getting with the Plot
Summary:
Kame wonders how Jin keeps himself
entertained
while he's busy with
work. Then he wishes he hadn't wondered quite so loudly.
5,300 words, Explicit. Written July 2009, for Jin's 25th birthday.
Betaed by Matchy
and Mec.
If warnings apply you'll find them here.
"Stuff. Sexy
things."
Unexpected Changes in Management
Summary:
Jin gets bored.
3,200 words, Explicit. Written October 2009. Betaed by Matchy.
Podfic recorded by Adistantsun.
No fish were harmed in the production of this story. If other warnings
apply you'll find them here.
"Fish
don't get horny."
Amigo
Summary:
Kame rings in the years with angst, some
abandonment, and a
cosmopolitan.
9,000 words, Teen. Written April 2010. Betaed by Ina.
If warnings apply you'll find them here.
Everyone's
big party.
Lift me to the Sky
Summary:
Of course Jin will go.
6,900 words. Explicit. Written April 2010. If warnings apply
you'll find them here.
Note: So we were mentally processing and
trying to uncover the less angsty take on the news about the summer
concerts and The Thing, and plotted a story with KAT-TUN conversations
and lots of introspection and no porn whatsoever.
Then we went and wrote this one instead.
So, the
world, Kame thinks. Maybe somebody decided to look at a globe.
The Grass is Greener
Originally written for the JE Summer Kink Meme. Prompt: 'sweet love
making in the green grass'.
1,700 words, Explicit. Written June 2010. No consent issues or child
abuse. May trigger
hayfever.
He tumbles
Jin down behind thick hedges...
The perfect Christmas date
Summary:
Jin has gone solo and the rules have changed.
7,100 words, Teen. Written December 2010, for happiestwhen
who won our services in the
Help Pakistan fannish auction. If warnings apply you'll find them here.
"I'm
taller than you," Jin says. He's also the guy with the knife.
Fall in Dream
Summary:
Kame has always wanted to see London.
9,300 words, Teen. Written December 2011 for JEhols. Betaed by Lulu.
Warnings: Bad service, dirty trains, pigeons. If
other warnings apply you'll find them here.
Kame is looking
around at the pigeons, the
people, the pigeons, the fountains, the pigeons, and the guy on top of
the tall column with a pigeon on his head, like it's all the greatest
thing ever.
Cheap
Summary: Kame
gets a present.
5,100 words, Explicit. Written January 2012 for kink_bingo. If
warnings apply you'll find them here.
"So you
didn't order it?" Jin pokes the thing doubtfully, with a look of vague
distaste.
Our Story (Wedding Bell Mix feat. Kuroki Meisa)
Summary: Plans
change. Jin gets married to Meisa.
7,600 words, General Audiences. Written Feburary 2012 because
we are crazy. Please fasten your tinhats. If other
warnings apply you'll find them here.
Meisa is
quiet.
Teenage Artist Ninja Turtle
Summary:
Museums are boring, right?
2,500 words, Teen. Written Feburary 2012, for monika894@lj
and for the suspension square on our kink_bingo
card. No warnings.
Jin wasn't a
music student to look at fuzzy European water lilies.
Wilds Of My Heart
Summary:
Kame has a dick. Jin has a left eyebrow. Together, they wear leather
pants and have trouble communicating.
11,000 words, Explicit. Written May 2012, for the awesome
banner by Desh. Betaed by Tiggy
Malvern. If warnings apply you'll find them here.
And Jin
thinks, fuck it. He was hot five
minutes ago, and they were fine some other time ago, and this was
bullshit back when it first started.
How to Hook Your Fish (and not kill a dolphin)
Summary:
Nakamaru graduates, Jin doesn't say goo-goo-goo, and Kame knows what
Jin likes.
13,000 words, Explicit. Written March 2013, for Edogawa and
Naricina
who teamed up and bought 3000 words of our services in a Help
Philippines auction. If warnings apply you'll find them here.
The room
Nakamaru ushers him into is full of people and almost bare of furniture.
Last Page
Summary: It's
a long road, but you'll get there in the end.
12,000 words, Mature. Written August 2014, for Frameofmind
as part of the Summer
Loving: Eternal Purple Turtle Pirates Happy Style Exchange 2014.
No warnings.
Of course
there's a queue.
Home for a Holiday
Summary:Kamenashi
Kazuya has had a very long, very bad, no good horrible day. Also, there
were koalas.
4,600 words, Explicit. Written December 2015, for Belle. No
warnings, except this mentions The Taguchi Thing and has a high fluff
ratio. Do not tumble dry.
Kame starts
feeling whiny in the car.
Okyakusama wa Kamesama
Summary: All
of this has happened before. Well, most of it. Basically, when you get
right down to it. And have a bit of an imagination. Which, Jin does.
17,000 words, Explicit. Written February 2016, for Belle
as part of the Polaris:
Eternal Purple Turtle Pirates Happy Style Exchange 2015. If
warnings apply you'll find them here.
Russian translation by the amazing Leen here.
Jin likes to sit here
and soak in the room, the view, the distance. Wallow in stage fright,
someone said once.
The Same Deep
Water As You
Summary:
Kame's got his reasons for seeing prostitutes.
Jin's got his reasons for being one. Life is pretty screwed up.
445,350 words. Explicit. Lots of warnings apply.
Handle with care and read
at your own risk.
Written between August 2008 and March 2011. Posting finished April 2012.
This
thing
has its own index page and its own art gallery.
9 1/2
Weeks
Summary:
Thirteen years after leaving KAT-TUN, Jin finds his
life hasn't really gone as planned. The last person he expected to show
up and rub his nose in it is Kamenashi. The last thing Kamenashi
expected was that he'd keep coming back.
85,500 words. Explicit. Written between
April and December 2012.
This one
has its own index page too.
Jo's
JE
fiction
Sometimes Solo is busy, or Jo wants to write about
babies, and then Jo
has to write solo (#Junnopun!!)...
Boy or Girl
Summary:
The real reason there hasn't been any NEWS activity
lately.
Akame & TegoPi. 2,000 words. Gen. Mpreg (sorry,
Tegoshi).
Written July 2010. Distractedly betaed by distraught Solo.
Jin
thrusts his
hands into his pockets and says, "I don't know how Johnny could let
this happen."
Mr Hayashi, married with one child, government
worker,
homeowner, enjoys gardening and afternoon tea
Summary: Bem
doesn't get to be human.
Bem/Natsume. 11,100 words. Mature. Written
December
2011. Betaed by Solo.
They were
grown in
a laboratory, and they're in a laboratory when they learn that this is
all they'll ever be.
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